A 2-minute quiz
You're not hungry. You know you're not hungry. You ate an hour ago and your stomach is fine, and yet here you are at the pantry at 9pm like it owes you something.
That's not willpower, and it's not discipline. It's not even really about food. It's noise.
The GLP-1 was always going to quiet your body. Bariatric surgery was always going to change your stomach. But neither one was ever going to reach your head. And that's where the noise lives.
Georgie Beames, Registered Psychologist & Coach. This is coaching, not therapy.
First, what is an Eating Saboteur?
Think of yourself as a system made up of parts. One part of you genuinely wants to reach your goals. Another part reaches for your go-to foods in the moment. When you've struggled with eating for years, it's usually because an Eating Saboteur part has quietly taken charge.
When a saboteur is running things, it looks like:
The part most women miss
Here's what matters: your saboteur's intention is positive. It's trying to protect you, comfort you or give you something back. It's the strategy that costs you, leading to weight regain and wearing away at how you feel about yourself.
And because saboteurs are subconscious, you don't notice them in the moment. You just find yourself snacking. That's why willpower keeps failing. You can't out-think a part of you that operates below your thinking. The work is meeting these over-protective parts and updating the job they do. It starts with knowing which one is loudest for you.
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Pop your email in below and I'll send you a detailed PDF report on your predominant Eating Saboteur, so today isn't the last you hear of this.
One thing to know: we all carry all six saboteurs. This is simply the one with the loudest voice for you right now. Once you start working with it, another can step forward. That's normal, and it's workable.
Want to know the next step?
You can understand exactly why you're standing at the pantry at 9pm and still find your hand in the biscuit tin. Most women stop here, collect the insight, and wonder why nothing shifts.
That's because your saboteur doesn't live in the part of your brain that reads quiz results. It runs subconsciously, in the background, doing its job whether you're watching or not.
So the next step isn't more information. It's working with this part of you at the level where it actually operates, and that's exactly what I'll walk you through below.
This part of you didn't develop overnight, and it won't be out-willpowered.
It's a subconscious pattern, which is why the tools inside the Food Noise Membership work at the subconscious level, not with another set of food rules.
From day one inside the membership, you'll have:
This membership is for you if:
This is not for you if you're looking for a diet plan, a meal program, or a magic fix that requires zero effort.
This will ask you to show up and press play. That's it.
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